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[ Crow caws ]

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Frankie: <i>There are few words</i>
<i>that bring more joy</i>

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<i>to value-seeking Midwesterners</i>
<i>than "All U Can Eat."</i>

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Don't eat that!

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We're going
to King Henry's Buffet.

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Oh, are you crazy?

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Do you not understand?
We got a squatters coupon!

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We get to pick a table
and stay there <i>all</i> day.

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We're having lunch,
supper, dinner,

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second dinner, and dessert.

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Mike: Okay.
I got my game plan.

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I'm going cold to hot,
concentrating on meats.

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You want to beat the house,
you got to load up on the meats.

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Frankie: Now, remember,
when we get to King Henry's,

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everyone has to have
<i>one</i> green on their plate.

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[ Chuckling ]
I'm kidding!

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How weird would that be
if I was serious?

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I'm going all soups.
I love their soups.

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Thousand Island, ranch,
blue cheese--

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Brick, those are
salad dressings.

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No, I don't think so.

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They have ladles and bowls
right next to them.

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[ Door opens, closes ]
Axl: I'm home!

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Okay. I'm here. I'm starving.
Let's go.

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Right after church.

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Oh, whoa! Church?

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We have to go to church first.

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We should at least thank God
for our squatters coupon.

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Oh, come on!
I don't want to sit in church.

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I can't take Reverend Hayver
on an empty stomach.

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No, no, no,
we have a guest minister--

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Reverend Eric Deveaux
from <i>Cleveland.</i>

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Very charismatic.

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He and Reverend Hayver are
on a minister-exchange program.

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Even dad likes him.
He's very entertaining.

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I'm gonna tell you something
right now.

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You can't outrun the Lord!

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Where you gonna run to, son?

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 Our voices will ring
foreve-e-e-r 

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 as o-o-o-o-o-o-o-one 

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Blows Reverend Hayver
out of the water.

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Ooh. Baby sister's
looking at colleges.

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Let's see.

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Purdue-- Pur-don't.

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IU-- <i>I</i> don't see <i>you</i>
<i>getting in there.</i>

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[ Chuckles ]

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Wait. No.

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No, no, no!
Don't even think about it!

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East Indiana State
is <i>my</i> school!

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Mom, dad, make her stop!
Seriously!

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You know, I-I can go
wherever I want, Axl.

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You can't stop me
from thinking about it.

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[ Garbage disposal grinding ]
I'm thinking about it right now!

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What?
[ Grinding stops ]

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In fact, I'm gonna be
thinking about it all day!

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No. Make her stop
thinking about it. Make her--

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-  Oh, East Indiana, we will fight
for you  - No! That's not--

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-  East Indiana, we will always
be true  - Don't sing our fight song!

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Do you see this? Do you see
what's happening here?

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- No. Come on. -  We shall defeat
them with our tongues! 

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No!

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- [ Growls, laughs ]
- [ Groans ]

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[ Mutters ]

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Axl, your sister can go
wherever she wants.

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Sue, stop tormenting
your brother.

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Now, come on--
we got to go worship the Lord

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and then gorge ourselves.

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Reverend Deveaux: Who didn't want
to come here this morning?

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Show of hands.
Come on. Be honest.

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You're tired, it's early.

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You stayed up too late

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watching back-to-back episodes
of Burn Notice.

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- Put your hands down! - Okay, I see.
You're being accountable there.

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That's what I want to talk
to y'all about this morning--

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accountability.

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There's no way you're
getting into East Indiana State.

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I can do whatever I want, Axl.

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In fact, I am gonna pray to God

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that I get into
East Indiana State.

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What?
Don't you dare do that.

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Dear God--

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- Stop doing that.
- You can't control me!

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Fine--
I'm gonna double-pray

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that you <i>don't</i> go
to East Indiana.

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- Don't you dare!
- God, please--

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[ Snapping fingers ]

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Reverend Deveaux: When you see
a stranger on the street and...

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- God, please don't let her go
to East Indiana State. - Stop it, Axl!

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Ow!

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[ Sighs ]

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Mike.

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Oh, you have
freakishly strong fingers.

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Hey! Knock it off.

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I'm serious.

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- God, please don't--
- Ow! Don't you--

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Axl, Sue! Stop it!
Stop it right now!

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- [ Gasps ]
- I c--

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[ Congregation murmuring ]

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At any rate,
the Lord loves you.

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He loves your friends
that didn't make it, either.

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Hi.

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You're the Hecks, right?

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Could I see you for a moment?

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[ Sighs ]

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Let me just say
we are so sorry about earlier.

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This will <i>never</i> happen again.

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I-I never
talked to my family

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about not throwing
sacred books in church,

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but, in my defense,
I didn't think I had to.

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Folks, I don't want to take up
too much of your time,

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but it seems like you're under
a great deal of stress.

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No. We're fine.
Just a regular amount of stress.

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Axl: [ Chuckling ] Yeah.

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Look. We kind of have...
somewhere we have to be.

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But we're fine.
We are.

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That was just
an isolated incident.

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Well, you know,
it's not just this one day.

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Uh, Reverend Hayver said,
you know,

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that there's been some issues,
a-a little history.

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Am-- am I right?

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- History? What history?
- The van.

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We gave it right back.

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Now, I assure you--
nobody's on trial here.

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I just like to reach out
to families in crisis

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and, you know,
offer some counsel.

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As the former
assistant spiritual advisor

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for the Cleveland Browns
for 1 and 3/4 of a season,

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consider me here
to lift you up.

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But to do that,
I got to able to get underneath.

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You know what I'm saying?

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And the deeper I dig,
the higher <i>we</i> can go.

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Oh, we're plenty high.
We are up there in the clouds.

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[ Chuckles ]

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I mean, we fight, sure,
but we have fun, right?

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We do all kinds
of fun stuff together.

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We, um...

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eat... and...

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Come on, people.

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Tell him all the other
fun family stuff we do.

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[ Gasps ] Oh!
We play Twizzlestick.

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It's a really fun game
I invented.

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It's where you're in a room

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and you have
one body part showing

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and if nobody notices you
when they come in,

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you get a point.

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[ <i>Sports announcer</i>
<i>talking indistinctly</i> ]

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Twizzlestick!

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Twizzlestick!

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Twizzlestick!

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So, you all really get into
this, uh, Twizzlestick, huh?

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- Oh... sure. - So much fun.
- Not really.

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Love playing Dorklestick.
[ Laughter ]

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You know what? This has
been great-- really helpful.

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But we're good.
We are.

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It's my fault.
I threw the book.

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But we're--
we're really good.

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Aren't we all good?

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- So good.
- We love each other so much!

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You sure?

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'Cause, you know,
when that teakettle's whistling,

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it's time
to take it off the stove.

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Yeah, but our teakettle
is fine.

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In fact, we're all heading out

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to eat together as a family
right now.

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Okay.
Well, fair enough.

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But if there's ever <i>anything</i>
<i>you'd like to talk about,</i>

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my door is always open.

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Nope. This was great.
Thank you.

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All right, then.

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You guys have yourselves
a blessed Sunday.

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That's exactly
what we're gonna do.

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Sometimes I feel invisible.

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[ Sighs ]

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So, Brick, what do you mean,
you feel invisible?

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No. He's not invisible.
Just ignore him.

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Ignore him?

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No! Not "Ignore."

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It's just,
he says things sometimes,

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but don't pay attention.

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You don't pay attention to him?

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No, we do, but it's just,

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he's insignificant
in this conversation.

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He's not invisible.

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Sorry, Brick.

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[ Sighs ]

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Axl: [ Sighs ]
Great job, Brick.

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If we end up
at a table by the bathroom,

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I will pound you.

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Brick, can you, um,
expand a little more

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on what you were saying?

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Oh, it's just a generalized
feeling of invisibility.

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But I know my family really
wants to get to King Henry's,

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and I don't want them
to be mad at me.

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I can already sense
the hostility.

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- What-- That's ridiculous!
- What are you talking about?

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Come on, Brick.

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You know, maybe I should

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take a little time-out
with Brick alone.

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[ Sighs ] Crap.

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I am starving!

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I know, Axl.
We <i>all</i> are.

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No, you don't understand.
I haven't eaten in four days.

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I went full bear mode.

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I literally have had nothing

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but a handful of Chex Mix
and a plum in the last 96 hours.

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Let's just go.
Let's leave him here!

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Yeah, that's a great idea, Axl.

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We've just been accused

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of treating him
like he's invisible,

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and now you're suggesting
we ditch him.

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We can't, right?

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- Mike!
- What?

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We got our worst player
in there.

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We're never
gonna get out of here.

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This is terrible.

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If we're in trouble
with Reverend Deveaux,

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we're in trouble with God.

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You know they talk.

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[ Mike groans ]

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I bet all the squatters
are squatting by now.

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No way we're getting a booth.

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Look. You know what?
Maybe this is a <i>good</i> thing.

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Did you not hear?

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He spiritually counseled
the Cleveland Browns.

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Cleveland, Mike.

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So... yeah.

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Besides, it's free counseling.

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I mean, are we really
in the position

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to be turning down
anything free?

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That's a bad road
to go down, Frankie.

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You can't look too close
at stuff.

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You pull one thread,
and the whole thing unravels.

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No good can come
from examining your life.

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So, let me--
let me get this straight.

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Your folks left you
with another family

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for a month
after you were born,

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you still eat dinner
in a lawn chair,

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and they made you wait 10 years
for a lime-green jello salad?

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That ain't right.

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Also, they never buy me
the kind of toothpaste I want.

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Everyone likes peppermint,
but I want wintergreen.

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00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,502
I've always wanted
to try wintergreen.

245
00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:45,111
Wintergreen!

246
00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:47,248
Well, don't you ever
tell them this stuff?

247
00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:49,562
Well, I try, but they always
say things like,

248
00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,470
"Not now, Brick.
We can't hear the TV, Brick."

249
00:08:53,654 --> 00:08:56,143
You know, Brick,
you're the youngest,

250
00:08:56,309 --> 00:08:58,294
so you--
you're gonna have to speak up.

251
00:08:58,441 --> 00:09:00,479
I want to try something
that worked really well

252
00:09:00,569 --> 00:09:03,151
for a team I ministered to
called the Browns.

253
00:09:03,248 --> 00:09:04,897
I don't know what that is.

254
00:09:05,585 --> 00:09:06,935
It's a football team.

255
00:09:07,036 --> 00:09:08,024
Oh!

256
00:09:08,103 --> 00:09:09,718
Sports analogies
don't work for me.

257
00:09:09,828 --> 00:09:10,982
Okay.

258
00:09:11,316 --> 00:09:12,316
N-never mind.

259
00:09:12,441 --> 00:09:13,520
Uh...

260
00:09:13,842 --> 00:09:15,239
Let's put it a different way.

261
00:09:16,872 --> 00:09:18,066
If there was <i>one</i> thing

262
00:09:18,179 --> 00:09:21,301
you wished your family
understood about you,

263
00:09:21,444 --> 00:09:22,604
what would it be?

264
00:09:23,073 --> 00:09:24,129
Hmm.

265
00:09:24,479 --> 00:09:26,300
I guess sometimes I feel
that the whole family

266
00:09:26,389 --> 00:09:28,580
would be happier
if they didn't have me here--

267
00:09:28,682 --> 00:09:30,152
if I didn't exist.

268
00:09:30,558 --> 00:09:31,777
Wow.

269
00:09:32,183 --> 00:09:33,429
Brick, that's deep.

270
00:09:33,890 --> 00:09:34,995
That's...

271
00:09:35,691 --> 00:09:37,507
deep-down deep, man.

272
00:09:37,676 --> 00:09:39,140
You got to tell them that.

273
00:09:39,233 --> 00:09:40,013
Really?

274
00:09:40,094 --> 00:09:41,297
Yes!

275
00:09:41,379 --> 00:09:43,064
It's like I told
my dear friend Bono

276
00:09:43,152 --> 00:09:44,512
back in the Cleve
at his induction

277
00:09:44,614 --> 00:09:46,273
into the rock and roll
hall of fame--

278
00:09:46,396 --> 00:09:49,824
You gotta use your voice,
my man!

279
00:09:49,904 --> 00:09:51,404
Demand to be heard!

280
00:09:51,595 --> 00:09:53,420
Now, why don't I
bring your family back in here

281
00:09:53,532 --> 00:09:55,301
and you can tell them
how you feel?

282
00:09:56,312 --> 00:09:57,705
Couldn't hurt.

283
00:09:57,944 --> 00:09:59,529
Yeah, I'm just, uh,
checking on a few things.

284
00:09:59,634 --> 00:10:01,652
Um, how are you guys
on the mac and cheese?

285
00:10:01,974 --> 00:10:02,997
Mac and cheese is good.

286
00:10:03,107 --> 00:10:04,346
They just brought out
a fresh bucket.

287
00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:05,629
What's the jimmy situation?

288
00:10:05,745 --> 00:10:07,369
If you folks will come back in
and sit down now,

289
00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:09,767
Brick has something very
important he'd like to tell you.

290
00:10:10,473 --> 00:10:11,558
Is this something
my wife could handle

291
00:10:11,648 --> 00:10:13,197
and tell us about later?

292
00:10:18,544 --> 00:10:19,609
Go ahead, Brick.

293
00:10:19,701 --> 00:10:21,743
Tell your teammates
what you told me.

294
00:10:22,199 --> 00:10:23,753
It's safe, my man.
You got this.

295
00:10:26,853 --> 00:10:28,790
[ Clears throat, sighs ]

296
00:10:29,030 --> 00:10:30,982
I really want
the wintergreen toothpaste.

297
00:10:31,782 --> 00:10:33,726
Um... okay.

298
00:10:33,821 --> 00:10:35,318
W-wait. H-hold on.
[ Chuckles ]

299
00:10:35,524 --> 00:10:37,035
Go on, Brick.

300
00:10:37,578 --> 00:10:39,179
What else?

301
00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:41,647
Oh. Right.

302
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,074
See, 'cause you always <i>say</i>

303
00:10:43,165 --> 00:10:45,185
we're gonna get wintergreen,
but we never do.

304
00:10:45,283 --> 00:10:46,657
You just get peppermint.

305
00:10:47,185 --> 00:10:49,397
No. No. No.

306
00:10:49,528 --> 00:10:53,044
Brick, remember what you said
about how you feel?

307
00:10:53,134 --> 00:10:56,561
About how you think
they wish you weren't here?

308
00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:00,647
No, I-I think if I get
the toothpaste, I'm good.

309
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,952
I mean, it really all comes down
to the toothpaste.

310
00:11:03,576 --> 00:11:04,487
I think we can do that.

311
00:11:04,595 --> 00:11:05,519
- Wintergreen it is. - Absolutely.
- I had no idea.

312
00:11:05,610 --> 00:11:06,422
He--

313
00:11:06,524 --> 00:11:08,435
Okay, well, this has been great.
Thanks for all the help.

314
00:11:08,547 --> 00:11:09,442
Well, okay.

315
00:11:09,537 --> 00:11:12,215
If you ever want to talk,
my door is always open.

316
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,241
[ Chuckles ]
That's what I do here--

317
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,258
any time a family's in crisis.

318
00:11:16,581 --> 00:11:18,872
All right, you know,
I-I just have to say one thing.

319
00:11:18,964 --> 00:11:20,913
I feel like
we've gotten a bad rap.

320
00:11:21,004 --> 00:11:22,412
I don't know
what Reverend Hayver told you,

321
00:11:22,503 --> 00:11:25,445
but we are not
a family in crisis-- at all.

322
00:11:25,525 --> 00:11:27,549
So... spread the word.

323
00:11:29,311 --> 00:11:31,939
I got drunk at a party
and danced inappropriately.

324
00:11:33,774 --> 00:11:35,129
[ Sighs ]

325
00:11:42,565 --> 00:11:44,855
Sue, what are you talking about?
When did this happen?

326
00:11:44,999 --> 00:11:46,458
Sue: Well,
it was about a week ago.

327
00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:48,804
Remember I went to that party
for J-P-La?

328
00:11:48,968 --> 00:11:51,504
There was this lemonade, and...

329
00:11:51,783 --> 00:11:55,922
I don't know what happened,
but I got so drunk!

330
00:11:57,532 --> 00:11:58,609
Hey, you like that?

331
00:11:58,708 --> 00:11:59,869
It's got alcohol in it.

332
00:12:00,057 --> 00:12:03,867
So, you just took a sip
and you spit it back out?

333
00:12:03,937 --> 00:12:04,609
Yeah.

334
00:12:04,711 --> 00:12:06,193
I don't think you were drunk.

335
00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:07,798
Oh, no. I was.

336
00:12:07,892 --> 00:12:09,450
It affects <i>me differently.</i>

337
00:12:09,547 --> 00:12:12,400
My body's not full of alcohol,
like yours!

338
00:12:12,797 --> 00:12:15,226
Threads, Frankie.
Threads.

339
00:12:15,316 --> 00:12:16,571
Something happened.

340
00:12:16,807 --> 00:12:19,155
I had reduced inhibitions.

341
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,602
You don't know what I did.
You didn't see it.

342
00:12:21,757 --> 00:12:23,917
I did a terrible,
terrible thing.

343
00:12:24,053 --> 00:12:26,148
[ Voice breaking ] I don't even want to say it!
It was so horrible!

344
00:12:26,254 --> 00:12:27,458
Sue.

345
00:12:29,258 --> 00:12:30,677
I twerked!

346
00:12:31,224 --> 00:12:34,266
[ Dance music playing ]

347
00:12:37,484 --> 00:12:38,355
A-- aah!

348
00:12:41,475 --> 00:12:42,291
Axl: See?

349
00:12:42,389 --> 00:12:43,379
That's exactly
why I don't want her

350
00:12:43,489 --> 00:12:44,567
at East Indiana State.

351
00:12:44,687 --> 00:12:45,445
Are you gonna send me

352
00:12:45,535 --> 00:12:46,582
to some six-month
military camp

353
00:12:46,686 --> 00:12:49,792
where they scream at you
and make you crawl through mud?

354
00:12:49,896 --> 00:12:51,069
I may need that!

355
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,720
Well, I think we've got a handle
on the problem now.

356
00:12:53,784 --> 00:12:55,704
It's twerking and toothpaste.

357
00:12:55,791 --> 00:12:56,761
Thanks, Reverend.

358
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,602
No! I think
I really need help.

359
00:12:58,693 --> 00:13:00,562
I feel like
I'm headed down a bad path.

360
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:03,035
I think I need a one-on-one
with Reverend Deveaux.

361
00:13:03,122 --> 00:13:03,985
[ Sighs ]

362
00:13:04,259 --> 00:13:05,382
Brick got one.

363
00:13:07,814 --> 00:13:09,758
<i>By this point,</i>
<i>even</i> I <i>had reached my limit.</i>

364
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:12,099
<i>I mean,</i>
<i>I'm all for free therapy,</i>

365
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,804
<i>but I was starving.</i>

366
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,119
Aren't parents supposed to
sacrifice for their children?

367
00:13:17,651 --> 00:13:18,696
Fine.

368
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:22,819
Ew!

369
00:13:22,916 --> 00:13:24,305
What is this?!

370
00:13:24,414 --> 00:13:25,673
Wintergreen.

371
00:13:25,997 --> 00:13:26,876
Oh.

372
00:13:27,012 --> 00:13:28,605
I guess
I don't like wintergreen.

373
00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:30,022
[ Sighs ]

374
00:13:30,114 --> 00:13:30,781
Sue: Oh!

375
00:13:30,882 --> 00:13:32,387
And then, one time,
someone called

376
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,371
asking us to participate
in a short survey,

377
00:13:34,485 --> 00:13:37,498
and I told them we were busy,
but we weren't.

378
00:13:37,664 --> 00:13:39,712
I totally could have
taken the survey.

379
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,273
I was voting
for the Teen Choice Awards,

380
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,058
and I voted <i>twice.</i>

381
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,164
I just love Kaley Cuoco
so much.

382
00:13:45,293 --> 00:13:46,610
Thank you.

383
00:13:47,102 --> 00:13:48,087
[ Sighs ]

384
00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:51,245
Did you even know she was going
to this party the other night?

385
00:13:51,474 --> 00:13:53,060
Yes, I knew she was going.

386
00:13:53,414 --> 00:13:54,951
Did you know
there'd be alcohol?

387
00:13:55,211 --> 00:13:58,042
Yes, I knew there'd be alcohol,
so I rushed her right over.

388
00:13:58,158 --> 00:13:59,754
But first, we stopped
at my dealer's house

389
00:13:59,836 --> 00:14:01,456
and did some pot.

390
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,457
I'm just saying--
she's getting to the age

391
00:14:03,535 --> 00:14:05,078
where you got to keep your eye
on these things.

392
00:14:05,171 --> 00:14:07,957
Oh, I do?
She has <i>two</i> parents, Mike.

393
00:14:08,027 --> 00:14:09,870
I took her to dinner.
She likes cheeseburgers.

394
00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:12,309
- [ Scoffs ]
Brick: - Ohh! Don't talk about food.

395
00:14:12,389 --> 00:14:15,325
Oh, sweet, sweet cheeseburgers.

396
00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:16,391
Frankie:
Yeah, you're such a great dad.

397
00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:18,027
You threw a book
at our son's head!

398
00:14:18,097 --> 00:14:19,179
I didn't throw it <i>hard.</i>

399
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,954
That old lady
popped right back up.

400
00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:23,242
Y-you know,

401
00:14:23,348 --> 00:14:26,423
I-I don't think fake giggling
while being tickled

402
00:14:26,536 --> 00:14:27,822
counts as a sin.

403
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,527
No? Are you sure?

404
00:14:29,695 --> 00:14:30,961
Positive.

405
00:14:31,179 --> 00:14:34,653
Look, Sue, middle school
can be a tough time.

406
00:14:34,737 --> 00:14:35,610
I'm in high school.

407
00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:36,638
Really?

408
00:14:36,749 --> 00:14:38,024
Freshman?

409
00:14:38,097 --> 00:14:39,233
Junior.

410
00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:40,452
Wow.

411
00:14:40,570 --> 00:14:41,549
Anyway, my point is,

412
00:14:41,646 --> 00:14:45,673
I've never met a more
upstanding, conscientious,

413
00:14:45,869 --> 00:14:48,901
and loquacious young woman.

414
00:14:49,178 --> 00:14:50,850
So, you think I'll be okay?

415
00:14:50,929 --> 00:14:53,443
I do. I do.
I really do.

416
00:14:53,711 --> 00:14:56,174
But your door
is always open, right?

417
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,405
Well, semi-open.

418
00:14:57,503 --> 00:15:01,216
You-- l-limited,
uh... office hours.

419
00:15:01,316 --> 00:15:04,012
But, you know, Reverend Timtom
is always here, too.

420
00:15:04,129 --> 00:15:05,307
Save some stuff for him.

421
00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:06,571
Okay.

422
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,942
When you borrow my car,
put some gas in it!

423
00:15:12,039 --> 00:15:13,210
Oh, we're gonna talk
about cars.

424
00:15:13,302 --> 00:15:16,891
You drove my car for three days
with the parking brake on!

425
00:15:19,535 --> 00:15:20,439
[ Sighs ]

426
00:15:34,538 --> 00:15:36,046
We can see you, Sue.

427
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,057
[ Laughing ]
Okay. You got me.

428
00:15:38,173 --> 00:15:39,545
That's one point for you.

429
00:15:40,109 --> 00:15:41,102
Doorknob!

430
00:15:42,344 --> 00:15:43,761
[ Laughs ]

431
00:15:43,906 --> 00:15:45,939
You didn't say "Twizzlestick"
before I grabbed the doorknob,

432
00:15:46,052 --> 00:15:47,613
so now we both get a point.

433
00:15:47,932 --> 00:15:50,492
Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious.

434
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,578
Ha!

435
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,140
You didn't say "Twizzlestick"
while I was saying that,

436
00:15:54,272 --> 00:15:56,281
so another point for me!

437
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,626
Sue, no one wants to play
your stupid game!

438
00:15:59,372 --> 00:16:00,968
Wow.
Are you grumpy.

439
00:16:01,309 --> 00:16:03,742
Sounds like somebody should go
talk to Reverend Deveaux.

440
00:16:03,885 --> 00:16:05,172
He's really good.

441
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,077
He doesn't walk away,
like dad does,

442
00:16:07,186 --> 00:16:08,407
when you talk to him.

443
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,146
Did he feed you in there?
You seem really up.

444
00:16:11,245 --> 00:16:12,436
[ Laughs ]

445
00:16:12,528 --> 00:16:13,526
Axl.

446
00:16:16,826 --> 00:16:18,422
- You doing okay, Mike?
- Mm.

447
00:16:18,523 --> 00:16:19,907
You seem a little on edge.

448
00:16:19,989 --> 00:16:20,777
No, I'm fine.

449
00:16:20,848 --> 00:16:23,632
It's just... we have someplace
we got to be.

450
00:16:23,762 --> 00:16:26,146
Well, there's no time
like the present, Mike.

451
00:16:26,311 --> 00:16:28,682
- Right.
- No. Listen to me, Mike.

452
00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:32,319
There's no time
like the present.

453
00:16:32,473 --> 00:16:33,785
It's a gift, my man.

454
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:36,648
That's why they call it
"The Present."

455
00:16:36,741 --> 00:16:37,256
Ah.

456
00:16:37,341 --> 00:16:39,466
Open it up. See what's inside.
You feel me?

457
00:16:39,545 --> 00:16:41,663
- Uh... sure.
- Okay, good.

458
00:16:41,796 --> 00:16:43,949
Now, what I always like to
preach back home in Cleveland--

459
00:16:44,047 --> 00:16:45,417
y'all know
I'm from Cleveland, right?

460
00:16:45,518 --> 00:16:46,453
- I've heard.
- Uh-huh.

461
00:16:46,536 --> 00:16:47,769
What I always like to preach

462
00:16:47,878 --> 00:16:49,537
is that when a team or a couple

463
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:53,916
have a good relationship,
the whole family will benefit.

464
00:16:54,028 --> 00:16:56,875
But it must... start... here.

465
00:16:57,002 --> 00:16:59,203
Mommy and daddy.

466
00:16:59,292 --> 00:17:01,557
Quarterback and star receiver.

467
00:17:01,862 --> 00:17:02,562
Hmm.

468
00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:05,983
Now, Mike, is there anything
about your past

469
00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:07,730
that you'd like to talk about?

470
00:17:08,279 --> 00:17:09,391
Nope.

471
00:17:09,872 --> 00:17:11,867
Anything about your family?

472
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,254
Nope.

473
00:17:13,391 --> 00:17:15,734
H-how about your relationship
with your brother?

474
00:17:16,024 --> 00:17:17,128
Who told you I have a brother?

475
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:18,296
Never mind. Moving on.

476
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,027
Frankie, what about you?

477
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:23,100
Oh. Uh, I think I had
a pretty great childhood.

478
00:17:23,183 --> 00:17:25,257
Yeah, but it--
it can't be easy <i>now.</i>

479
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:29,646
Three kids, family on a budget,
your work, you're stressed.

480
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:30,552
Yeah.

481
00:17:30,659 --> 00:17:31,814
Yeah, life can be overwhelming,

482
00:17:31,946 --> 00:17:33,469
a-and you just need
to let it out.

483
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,390
Mm-hmm.

484
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:35,679
And you're also
at that stage of life

485
00:17:35,781 --> 00:17:37,589
where you not only
have to take care of your kids,

486
00:17:37,718 --> 00:17:39,421
but your parents
need you more now.

487
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:40,484
Am I right?

488
00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:42,668
That's true.
That's definitely happening.

489
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:43,752
Mm-hmm.

490
00:17:43,995 --> 00:17:46,700
Can't be a lot of time
for <i>you</i> in there. Hmm?

491
00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:49,685
Mom is the toughest job
in the world,

492
00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:53,471
and you do have
a great husband here in Mike.

493
00:17:54,053 --> 00:17:55,387
I do.

494
00:17:56,455 --> 00:17:58,203
[ Voice breaking ]
I love him so much.

495
00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:00,547
[ Sobbing loudly ]

496
00:18:00,635 --> 00:18:02,057
Oh. [ Chuckles ]

497
00:18:02,173 --> 00:18:03,405
[ Chuckling ] Okay.

498
00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:05,048
It's okay.

499
00:18:05,821 --> 00:18:07,197
It's all right.

500
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:09,138
[ Sobbing ]

501
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,192
So, you ever meet Lebron?

502
00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:12,370
Twice.

503
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:13,661
Hmm.

504
00:18:14,822 --> 00:18:15,721
God, what I wouldn't give

505
00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:18,140
for some Thousand Island soup
right now.

506
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,537
Oh, I can't believe I came home
from college for this.

507
00:18:20,629 --> 00:18:22,881
I just spent the entire day
in church.

508
00:18:22,981 --> 00:18:24,561
I don't know.
I actually feel better.

509
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,132
I'm glad we came.
I feel renewed.

510
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,649
It's a whole new start for me.

511
00:18:28,763 --> 00:18:29,949
You ate in there, didn't you?

512
00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:31,460
I know you ate!
What did he feed you?!

513
00:18:31,552 --> 00:18:33,103
Ohhh...
God, I'm lightheaded.

514
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:34,804
Frankie: Oh, wow.

515
00:18:34,974 --> 00:18:36,326
[ Chuckles ]
I'm spent.

516
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:38,120
So, who's ready to eat?

517
00:18:38,199 --> 00:18:38,984
- Food!
- Me!

518
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,577
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
W-we're just getting started.

519
00:18:40,659 --> 00:18:43,259
What this team needs now
is one more big huddle,

520
00:18:43,406 --> 00:18:44,544
where we lay out
some goals--

521
00:18:44,615 --> 00:18:46,237
No! No way!

522
00:18:46,328 --> 00:18:48,405
Look, I don't know what
you think is happening here,

523
00:18:48,505 --> 00:18:51,345
but I got to tell you,
this is not a family in crisis

524
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,095
or whatever--
like, at all.

525
00:18:53,171 --> 00:18:55,100
I mean, yeah, some of the time,
we can't stand each other,

526
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,482
and if my sister
goes to my college,

527
00:18:56,584 --> 00:18:58,027
I will be forced
to change my name

528
00:18:58,159 --> 00:19:00,391
and get a cheap
Mexican face transplant,

529
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:01,540
but we are tight.

530
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,644
We hang with each other
and we goof on each other

531
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:04,540
and we crack each other up,

532
00:19:04,648 --> 00:19:06,344
and we're always there
for each other.

533
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,634
I-I think that's because
we have parents

534
00:19:08,768 --> 00:19:10,811
who every day,
a million times a day

535
00:19:10,973 --> 00:19:13,322
show us what being a family
is really all about.

536
00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:15,298
I mean, they have our backs,
and we have theirs.

537
00:19:15,406 --> 00:19:16,610
And isn't that the whole point?

538
00:19:16,773 --> 00:19:18,559
Just having each other's backs?
I mean, right?

539
00:19:18,643 --> 00:19:21,049
That's... basically
what Jesus is saying.

540
00:19:21,184 --> 00:19:23,090
I know
it's not pretty to look at,

541
00:19:23,207 --> 00:19:24,367
but we get the job done.

542
00:19:24,459 --> 00:19:25,443
It's like a...

543
00:19:25,742 --> 00:19:27,444
like a crappy-looking
football team

544
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,548
that manages to win 10 games
every season.

545
00:19:29,644 --> 00:19:30,706
We win ugly.

546
00:19:30,912 --> 00:19:32,600
It's just how we roll.

547
00:19:34,629 --> 00:19:38,036
Wow! Well said, Axl.

548
00:19:38,122 --> 00:19:41,975
To have a-a young man
back up his team like that

549
00:19:42,086 --> 00:19:43,507
gets me right here.

550
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,713
I really feel that.

551
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,187
[ Clears throat ]
You know, I don't, uh...

552
00:19:49,326 --> 00:19:51,784
throw this type of compliment
around often,

553
00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:54,978
but you guys are
such a tight-knit group...

554
00:19:55,992 --> 00:19:58,254
You remind me...

555
00:19:59,286 --> 00:20:01,620
[ Voice breaking ]
of the '87 Browns.

556
00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:04,996
Best of luck, Heck family.

557
00:20:05,555 --> 00:20:06,835
Go get 'em.

558
00:20:09,429 --> 00:20:10,880
[ Door closes ]

559
00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:12,612
- He bought it.
- Way to go!

560
00:20:12,702 --> 00:20:13,494
Whoo! Axl!

561
00:20:13,575 --> 00:20:14,986
Young man.

562
00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:17,000
- Whoo! Come on. Whoo!
- Let's eat.

563
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:18,625
Come on, come on, come on!

564
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,890
You go Oriental, I'll go Indian.
Sue, you're on desserts.

565
00:20:21,975 --> 00:20:23,435
Axl, you hit
the carving station.

566
00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:25,463
[ Grunts ]
I got the soups!

567
00:20:25,814 --> 00:20:27,797
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

568
00:20:27,903 --> 00:20:29,058
Right here.

569
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,275
Mmm. Okay.

570
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,919
Take an egg roll,
dip it in this hot cheese,

571
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,557
and chase it
with a sprinkle cookie.

572
00:20:39,646 --> 00:20:40,730
Mmm!

573
00:20:41,391 --> 00:20:42,826
Hey, here's to Axl

574
00:20:42,927 --> 00:20:44,714
for finally getting us
out of that place.

575
00:20:44,803 --> 00:20:45,941
- Mm.
- Cheers!

576
00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:47,902
- To Axl!
- Whoo-hoo!

577
00:20:47,988 --> 00:20:48,797
Mike:
Got to hand it to you--

578
00:20:48,883 --> 00:20:50,170
that thing about
"A million times a day

579
00:20:50,259 --> 00:20:52,830
showing what family's
all about"-- that was genius.

580
00:20:52,909 --> 00:20:55,243
I had to bite the inside of
my cheek so I wouldn't laugh.

581
00:20:55,336 --> 00:20:57,265
I didn't know you could
put words together like that.

582
00:20:57,366 --> 00:20:58,968
But I always told you
you had a good imagination.

583
00:20:59,101 --> 00:21:00,646
You should take a writing class
in school.

584
00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:02,343
Yeah. Well, uh...

585
00:21:02,537 --> 00:21:04,847
actually, I wasn't just
saying it to get out of there.

586
00:21:04,926 --> 00:21:08,834
I, uh... kind of...
sort of meant it.

587
00:21:11,502 --> 00:21:15,218
[ Crying ]

588
00:21:15,289 --> 00:21:17,361
It's okay.
They're happy tears.

589
00:21:17,515 --> 00:21:18,754
- Right?
- Mm-hmm, yeah.

590
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,199
[ Voice breaking ]
I'm so happy.

591
00:21:20,323 --> 00:21:22,466
<i>Who knows why Axl said</i>
<i>what he said.</i>

592
00:21:22,564 --> 00:21:25,084
<i>Maybe he was hallucinating</i>
<i>from lack of food.</i>

593
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:26,391
<i>Maybe he meant it.</i>

594
00:21:26,482 --> 00:21:27,349
<i>All I know is that</i>

595
00:21:27,428 --> 00:21:29,745
<i>in the game of Twizzlestick,</i>
<i>Parenting Edition,</i>

596
00:21:29,878 --> 00:21:31,490
<i>we were on the board.</i>

597
00:21:31,866 --> 00:21:37,295
<i>Sure, we were losing 476 to 1,</i>
<i>but that 1 sure was sweet.</i>

598
00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:45,086
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